Eureka! 40-year-old Southie and MIT-dropout Brennon has finally done it. He created a device that allows him to evoke any emotion he wants in someone simply by shining a unique pattern of light in their eyes. Happiness, sadness, rage, lust, compassion- you name it. What will Brennon do with his newfound power? Mostly just provoke fights on concession lines at Fenway Park to amuse himself. Low-stakes high jinx ensue until one day Brennon accidentally sets his device to “maximum empathy” during a Yankees-Sox game, creating a scenario so anomalous it threatens to rip the very fabric of space-time. Brennon has 9 innings to remind 40,000 people how awful they and everyone near them truly are, or risk the world as we know it ending.