From Seven Bucks Productions comes this future holiday classic that puts a “Ho ho ho-rror” spin on Christmas. Glenn “The Cock” Danzig stars as Speculum Thrift, head of Krampus’ security detail, who hatches the devious plan to kidnap old Saint Nick so that Krampus can run roughshod over the holiday for once and actually beat the naughty little boys and girls with sticks, just like he remembers from his holidays growing up and fuckin’ around in New Jersey.
But what Krampus doesn’t know is that Speculum has been secretly sowing discord in the evil ranks to stage a coup and snag power so he can beat those kids himself once Santa is out of the picture.
But what Speculum doesn’t know is that Santa of course has his own security detail headed up by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson who doesn’t take too kindly to his charge being kidnapped right before Christmas.
But what The Rock doesn’t know is that Danzig doesn’t care about things like rules- in life or in the movies, so there won’t be the typical happy Rock saves the day ending in this picture- despite this being produced by the Rock’s own company as I write this Danzig has likely threatened the film’s editor with bodily harm and has locked himself in the editing bay to cut the picture to more accurately reflect his dark sensibilities.
Look forward to whatever the hell it ends up being this November!